Famous Dad

So I was on my sister's FB and she had a picture of her and my Dad and someone commented about how she was able to meet Dr. Phil. I laugh because people have made the comment on how he does look like Dr. Phil, even more funny? Avery's my dad's first Grandchild....Dr. Phil's first grandchild's name is Avery as well! Ahhhh just to bad we can't have the money like Dr. Phil does huh? Oh to dream to be a stay at home Mommy! I love my Dad and glad he's mine....but it makes me giggle when people think that he's Dr. Phil!

6 Months Old Evan

I love my chunky monkey!

He LOVES to talk...the kid won't shut up! Screams, babbles...if it includes making some type of noise from his body..he will do it!

He can almost sit up on his own...he does for about 30 seconds before falling over

He is FINALLY sleeping in the crib....and sleeps all night (most of the time, unlike last night)

He think's Avery is the funniest person!

He does NOT like the cat.....at ALL

He's such a fun baby...I love making him giggle and smile, it makes my day! I love him!

Randoms

I have been married for as of today 1 Year, 1 Month, 1 Week & 1 Day! Hahahaha............

Today I got an lovely call at work. I had to put someone on hold. I told him I was going to do so, except I just muted my mic, that way if he needed to ask me something I could hear him.....well he didn't realize I was still there.....so he starts to call his "lover"

Him: Hey Lover..I bet you can't talk dirty cause you have a client huh? Ahhh yes....ok well I am on hold with (My Company's name) as soon as I'm done with this call I'm heading on over there...and starts to giggle...see you soon ok?

Yeah I'm pretty sure my ears are still bleeding.....that's what I get for not putting them on hold! Goss guy, plain gross!!!!!!!

Last night we took the kids to Mcdonalds for dinner to give me a break from making dinner and to let the kids run around like the monkeys they are. Evan hung out with us old folks for obvious reasons....Right before we left (this was the reason as to WHY we left) Toby comes up to me with his hands out....towards me...

Toby: Mom ewww..stinky poop

Me: WHAT??!!

Richard: (Snickering) He said stinky poop

Me: Yeah...I Heard him...Thanks...

Toby: Mom stinky poop and starts to put his fingers in my face.......

Me: NOT IT!!!!!!

Guess who had to go clean him up? Yeah...Me.....Thankfully it was his own Stinky Poop.....Seriously? This kid needs to finish up being potty trained ASAP...ewwwwwwww

It's a good thing he's CUTE!

This is WHY I Want A Girl

This is Regan...She is my great friend Brandi's little girl. Isn't she beautiful? I love boys but you just can't put them in dress's without people talking....blah blah blah! It may never happen....but kinda hope it does....Calm down! I'm not trying anytime soon!

30 Letters Day 30 Your Reflection In The Mirror

Dear Mary

You have come so far, I am so proud of you! You are a calmer happier person today than you ever were. You have goals and I know you are working hard to get there. Keep at it. I know times are not easy but I promise they will get better, remember you are NOT alone!

Love,

YOU!

I chose the picture above...it was taken 6 months ago today...I love that chunker monkey!

I'm So Proud.....

Look! He's Fishing...best part that's a REAL fish....not one from WOW....

Baby steps....baby steps....

Love you Dear!

30 Letters Day 29 The Person That You Want Tell Everything To, But Too Afraid To

I honestly don't know who to write this to, because...

1. I can't STAND drama.....you wanna cause drama...I will pretty much cut you out of my life almost instantly

2. If I want to tell someone something, I will...it might take a bit to figure out how to tell them what I want to say or if I need to gather further information to make sure I am asking the right questions or how to ask them etc etc...I have learned it's not good to hold something in especially if it's something that is hurting me.

So honestly there is not a single person I can think of to write this to!

30 Letters Day 28 Someone That Changed My Life

There isn't one single person that has changed my life. Different people and events shape me into the person I am today. There are more people of course who have bigger impacts than others but each person that I allowed into my world has changed me either good or bad. So Here are a few of the people I am Writing mini letters to. Picture above is L to R Stephy,Me & Kelsey...love these girls!

Dear Nadine,

Thank you for choosing to give me up for adoption. I know it wasn't easy for you but I truly believe I was meant to be a Mower! I love my family and I am happy I am getting to know yours now too!

Sincerely,
Mary

Dear Parents,

Thanks for putting up with my awesome attitude through out the years, thanks for being there for me when I needed you the most & helping me when I need it. Thanks for recognizing my efforts and helping me get to my personal goals. Thanks...Love you all!

Your Favorite Daughter,
Mary

Dear D,

Thanks for teaching me that there are truly Jerks in this world and your are living proof...it's sad that you can't tell the truth to save your life but I have learn a lot from knowing you and grown so much! I am mad for all the things you did to me but happy that I learned that there are evil people out there and what to do to avoid them!

Happy to be far far away FROM YOU,
Mary

Dear G,

You call yourself a father? Pfftt! Right.........

That is all,
Mary

Dear Richard,

Thanks for being a wonderful father to our boys and a great husband. Thanks for working hard and helping me with my early morning "fun" Sometimes you drive me nuts but I'm sure I'm not alone! Thanks for always being there when I need you the most.

Love you lots!
Mary

Dear Random Friends,

Thanks for being such awesome friends, Thanks for always being there when I need you to talk about stupid things or serious topics. Thanks for helping me with my wedding and my kiddos. I love spending time with each of you. Brandi, Jen, Cami, Lisa, Stephy & Kelsey, Heather....and the list goes ON! I love you all and can't wait to see you again!

Hugs,
Mary

Guilty Pleasures Swap!

So I think I found my long lost twin sister, funny thing is? Her birthday is a 1 day before mine LOL how funny is that? I am so sorry it took so long to FINALLY get this posted! Ugh is all I am going to say!

Remember This?


Well I got my package last week....she is so awesome!


First off...my camera won't upload my pictures...stupid SD card! so these pictures are from my camera phone, not the best quality but they will have to do since I STILL can't find the cable to my camera to upload them that way and I don't want to keep putting it off any longer...gag me! I hate that!


1. Shiver a book by Maggie Stiefvater. She loves them and they are a good Ya fantasy romance. I am going to start reading it tonight...as I will be sitting on throne most of the night...ya...NOT

2. She sent me some awesome crackers wheatables nut crisps.....They are her go to snack and goes through a box a week, and I can see why! They are super yummy! They are at my work atm, because I don't like to share and at work I don't have to LOL

3. This is the classic pink baby lotion...on crack! She has been using it since her 3 year old was a baby, it's soooo creamy! I love it! I have been nice and letting Evan enjoy its awesomeness as well....I know I'm so nice...

4. Mint Oreo's....can I say YUMMY!?! They are so good! I am seriously!?! She said she is a chain cookie eater...I will admit with these cookies, so am I! YUMMY

5. Lindt dark chocolate with a hint of sea salt? Odd but it's soooooooooo good! Husband isn't a fan of dark chocolate...oh darn....that's just to bad huh? I am enjoying it though! Although it's been a few days since my stupid dang teeth have been hurting so badly! Grrrrr is all I have to say!

6.Wonka Fruit Jellies, Red apple flavor...YUMMY! They really do taste like red

apples! I love them! They came out with a line of Wonka candies, I am slowly trying some but so far they are my favorites....see were like sisters!

7. Purple nail polish...it's a insta dri kind...which is grand because I don't have all dang day to have my nails dry...gotta love being a mom right? Oh and my favorite color? Yup it's purple!

8. Bridges of madison county...the movie...I haven't seen this movie before, bonus! That means I don't have 2 copies now! I am going to watch it tomorrow after I get home from the dr & dentist apts when I won't be able to move or talk...go me...I can't wait to watch it! I am a sucker for chick flicks...

9. List maker...I.Am.In.LOVE. I am just a silly as her. If the list doesn't look right...I will throw it away and start over, yup I am THAT odd....deal...at least I am not alone anymore we can start a support group! ha! I love the list maker she sent me..I am pretty sure I am super stoked with everything she sent me...I'm just sayin....

Thanks Aubrey...I loved my gifts...see even Jinx enjoyed it too!

30 Letters Day 27 The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day

Well goodness, I am not sure who to write to this to.........

Dear Random Person,

You know a smile towards someone can make their day? Thanks for letting my by when I was trying to navigate a cart with 2 kids and a screaming baby, I don't usually bring my kids with me to the store but I had to that day. Thanks for not making me feel even more horrible than I already was! You were very sweet, and that smile made me realize I am not alone, thank you so much for that.

Tired and worn out at the moment I saw you,

Mary